Husband & Wife Jokes
An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: ”Where the Hell are you …?”
Husband: Darling do you remember the jewellery shop where you saw a very beautiful gold necklace and were desperate to buy it, but I didn’t have the money but promised to get it later when I get my salary…
Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: Sure I remember it my dear.
Husband: I am in the cafe next to that jewellery shop!!
Husband sends a text message to his wife: “Hi, what are you doing Darling?”
Wife: I’m dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types “Sweet Heart, how can I live without you?”
Wife: “You fool! I am dying my hair..”
Husband: “Bloody English Language!
Re: Husband & Wife Jokes
nice jokes yar.... really i enjoyed it.