Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
What is da true meaning of 'Study' ???
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S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited tafreh
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning

When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
JOHN : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHN : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
MISSED CALL Means -
"M"Ost
"I"Nnovative
"S"Tylish
"S"Till
"E"Ffecti Ve
"D"Evice

"C"Onveying
"A"Pnapan
"L"Ove and
"L"Oneliness




F..R..I..E..N..D

*Field of love*
*Root of joy*
*Island of God*
*End of sorrows*
*Name of hope*
*Door of understanding* (=
GOOD MORNING

G: God
O: Offers us His
O: Outstanding
D: Devotion 2

M: Make us
O: Obedient and
R: Ready 4 a
N: Newday 2
I: Initiate
N: New Aim 4 d
G: Glory of God
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.
FATHER Means

F= Forever With His Family
A= Always There For You No Matter What
T= The Only One Who?s There
H= He?s My Hero Till The End
E= Encouraging In Everything I Do
R= Really The Only One?
No One Can Beat Him He?s The Best!!!


LOVE
L=loss of money.
o=out of mind.
v=vaste of time.
e=end of life.
So don?t LOVE.
Only line maro?.