Results 1 to 2 of 2

Thread: now read it before i delet !

  1. #1
    FC_HELP is offline FT Spot Boy
    Join Date
    May 2010
    Posts
    129

    Default now read it before i delet !

    i didnt came on FCF bcoz i was busy in learning how to write
    now read it b4 i delet

    There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart. - Melanie Griffith


    Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!


    It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

    Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

    There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

    You laugh because I'm different...........
    I laugh cause I just farted!

    Men are like bank accounts.
    Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

    What you call dog with no legs?
    Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

    Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

    You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson

    If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

    I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

    The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

    Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

    Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

    When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

    If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

    Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable. - Mrs. White, (Clue 1985)

    Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

    I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!!

    Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

    The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory

    What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

    Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway
    Last edited by FC_HELP; 07-24-2010 at 11:44 PM.

  2. #2
    Khushi's Avatar
    Khushi is offline FT Ki Angel
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    Posts
    14,433

    Default Re: now read it before i delet !

    lol i read it now u can delete Dap
    Please Don't Forget To Appreciate Our Work!!
    FilmiTown Rocks!!!

    Hidden Content

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •