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    Lehar is offline FT Power
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    Default lolzzz jokes

    Chuha Billi se darta hai, Billi Kutte se darti hai, Kutta Aadmi se darta hai,
    Aadmi Biwi se darta hai, Biwi Chuhhe se darti hai!
    Duniya gol hai....



    Ek macchar ek takle ke sar par ja baita...
    Doosra macchar bola: Waah! kya ghar dhunda hai..
    Pehla macchar bola: Ghar kaha re abi to sirf plot kharida hai...


    Boy to girl: Hey, if I climb this coconut tree, I can see engineering college girls.
    Girl: Leave both the hands from the tree top and you can see medical college girls.



    Judge : Is Gunde ke dono kan kaat do.
    Gunda : Nahin main andha ho jaunga.
    Judge : Kaan katne se andha kaise honge?
    Gunda : Chashma kya tere baap ke kan pe bethaunga?



    Teacher: You idiot! At your age Einstein was ranked 1st in class. What about you?
    Student: Sir, at your age Hitler committed suicide! What about you?!



    Ek sharabi mar hi raha ta tab Bhagwan pratyaksh hoke usse poocha: "Koi antim ichcha?'
    Sharabi: “Agle Janam Mein Daant Bhale Hi Ek Dena, Par Liver 31 Dena, Prabhu“



    Teacher Class Mein Bachho Se Time Pass Karte Hue Sawal Puch Rahi Thi,
    Pappu Ki Baari Aayi To Us Se Puchha
    Teacher: “Batao Pankha Male Hai Ya Female?”
    Pappu: “Agar Khaitan Ka Hai To Male Aur Usha Ka Hai To Female Hoga“



    Bus-Stop Par Akeli Khadi Chinki Ko Dekh, Ladka Uske Paas Gaya Aur Bola.
    Ladka: “Mujhse Shaadi Karogi?”
    Chinki: “Kya?”
    Ladka: “Acchi Film Hai Na?”
    Chinki: “Kutte Ke Bacche”
    Ladka: “What…?”
    Chinki: “Kitne Cute Hote Hai Na?




    Last edited by Lehar; 05-10-2013 at 06:13 AM.

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