You know my son
Guy 1: You know my son? I'm so proud of him 'cause he was so successful. He became so rich that he gave one of his best friends a 2-million dollar Mansion for free!
Guy 2: Really? My son's made me proud too. He's become so rich from acting and gave his closest friend 2 free Hummer H2's.
Guy 3: Even my son got rich. He won the 8 million-dollar Lotto and he bought his friend a private yacht and jet.The fourth Highschool Guy comes back from the bathroom and overhears them talking about their sons. So he began to tell them about his son.
Guy 4: Yeah, well, my son hasn't been as successful like your sons have. He's gay and works at a gay stripping joint for a living.Highschool Guy 1: What a shame.
Guy 4: No, not really. He lives in a 2-million dollar mansion, owns his own jet and yacht, and owns 2 Hummer H2's which were all given to him by 3 of his Ex-boyfriends.
longest word in the English dictionary
Question: What is the longest word in the English dictionary?
Ans: Smiles, because it has a mile between those 2 sís!