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    Default love in heaven

    A couple were driving to a church to get married. On the way, they got into a car accident and died. When they arrive in heaven, they see St. Peter at the gate. They ask him if he could arrange it so they could marry in heaven.
    St. Peter tells them that he'll do his best to work on it for them.

    Three months pass by and the couple hear nothing. They bump into St. Peter and ask him about the marriage.

    He says, "I'm still working on it."

    Two years pass by and no marriage.

    St. Peter again assures them that he's working on it.

    Finally after twenty long years, St. Peter comes running with a priest and tells the couple it's time for their wedding.

    The couple marry and live happily for a while. But after a few months the couple go and find St. Peter and tell him things are not working out, and that they want to get a divorce.

    "Can you arrange it for us?" they ask.

    St.. Peter replies, "Are you kidding?! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?"


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    Default What problem?

    Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
    When did you first notice this problem?
    What problem?

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