Jab Koi Sms Ni Krta.
Itna Gussa Ata Hai.
Dil To Chahta Hai,
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Chapal Utar K
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Aram Se Baith Jau Or
Sochu Sayad Bhejna Nhi Ata Hoga.



Wife: Btao Tmhe Main Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon
Husband : Bahut Zyada
Wife : Phir Bhi Kitni
Husbnd : Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aaun.



Patni - me tumhare sapno me ati hoon
Pati - nahi
Patni - kyon nahi ?
Pati - kyonki me hanuman chalisa padkar sota hoon




Boy:"hey,

i love u,

meri gf banogi.. ??

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Grl:"hmmmm!

Apna numbr de do,

jab current bf se break-up hoga

to miss call kar dungi...




Wife- shadi k shuru me jb mai khana banati thi to aap mujhe jyada
khilate the aur khud kam khate the par ab aisa kyu nhi?

Husband- q ki ab tumhe khana banana aa gya hai.......