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    Teacher- Agar Main Teri Maa Hoti To Main Tuze 2 Dino Me Sudhaar Deti.
    Student- Madam, Kal Tak Main Apne Papa Se Baat Karke Apko Bata Dunga.





    Math Teacher: Agar tumhari dono pocket me 1000 rupees ho, to kya sochoge?
    Sam: Main sochunga ki kahin maine papa ki pant to nahi pahen lee.





    Jyotishi- Aaj teri patni ko dhan-laabh hoga.
    Aadmi- Aap sach kah rahe he, aaj main apna purse ghar pe bhool aaya hun




    [Murga- I love you.
    Murgi- Hahaha, tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho?
    Murga- Kuch bhi kar sakta hun.
    Murgi- Ok. chalo ek anda dekar dikhao.!!




    2 bachhon ki maa tisri baar shadi kar rahi thi. Shadi k waqt chota bacha rone laga.
    Maa boli: Chup ho ja, warna agli baar sath nahi laungi.



    Animal Party me Chuhe ne 4peg le liye.
    Cat- Party na hoti to aaj tuze kha jati.
    Chuha- Bhaag. Nahi to log kahenege daru pike aurat ko mara



    Munna Bhai
    Circuit apun ko 1Nurse se Pyar ho gayela hai,luv Letter me kya Likhu
    Circuit
    Simple Bhai,Likhne ka
    DEAR SISTER
    I LOV U
    MUNNA BHAI
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    lol rofl

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    hahaha, gud 1's

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