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    Small ritesh returns from school and says he got an F in Maths
    and a crying
    “Why?” asks the father.
    “The teacher asked ‘How much is 5×3?’ I said ‘15'”
    “But that’s right!”
    “Then she asked me ‘How much is 3×5?’”
    “What’s the f**king difference?” asks the father.
    “That’s what I also said!


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    A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later:
    "Da-ad..." "What?"
    "I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
    "No. You had your chance. Lights out."
    "Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad..."
    "WHAT?"
    "I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??"
    "I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"
    "Five minutes later...
    "Daaaa-aaaad..."
    "WHAT??!!"
    "When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"

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    gud 1's .

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