The phone bill was exceptionally high so the man of the house called a family meeting on a Saturday morning after breakfast.

Dad: People this is unacceptable. I use the one at the office. In lunch hour, I make my personal calls in office. I do not use this phone. You have to limit the use of the phone. You must be doing a lot of gossip using this phone.

Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.

Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile.

Maid: So - what is the problem? We all use our work telephones !!!!!