1. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
2. Never break eye contact.
3. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
4. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
5. Mow your lawn with scissors.
6. Sing along at the opera.
7. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
8. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
9. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.
10. Ask people what gender they are.
11. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
12. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."