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    Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on.

    The first surgeon said, "I like operating on librarians. When you open them up everything is in alphabetical order".

    The second surgeon said, "I like operating on accountants. When you open them up everything is in numerical order".

    The third surgeon said, "I like operating on electricians. When you open them up everything is color coded.

    The fourth surgeon said, "I like operating on lawyers".

    The other three surgeons looked at each other in disbelief. One of them asked why.

    The fourth surgeon replied, "Because they are heartless, gutless, spineless, and their *** and head are interchangeable".

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    A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked, "How much is thisTV?"

    The salesman said, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."

    The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."

    The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry we don't sell to blondes."

    She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?"

    "Because that is not a TV, it's a microwave."

    Last edited by Archna; 03-15-2009 at 12:00 AM.

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    LOL ROFL ha ha ha

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    hahahaahaha , gud 1, 2nd was cool.

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