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    Default Science and nature jokes

    Q. What is the man in the moon’s favorite drinks?
    A. Crater-ade!

    Q. What pants do flowers wear?
    A. Petal pushers!

    Q. Why did the leaf go to doctor?
    A. It was feeling green

    Q. What do you call a snowman with a tan?
    A. A puddle!

    Q. What did Neptune say to Saturn?
    A. Give me a ring sometimes!

    Q. What do you call a space magician?
    A. A flying saucerer

    Q. What kind of bus crossed the ocean?
    A. Christopher columBUS

    Q. What did the tree wear to the swimming party?
    A. Swimming trunks

    Q. How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree?
    A. By its bark

    Q. What songs do the planets sing?
    A. Neptunes!

    Q. How did Benjamin frenklin feel when he discovered electricity?
    A. Shocked

    Q. What is tree’s favorite state?
    A. Oak –lahoma

    Q. What did one volcano say to the other volcano?
    A. I lava you

    Q. How does the ocean pay its water bill?
    A. With sand dollars

    Q. Did you hear the one about the spaceship?
    A. It was out of this world

    Q. What has five eyes and sleeps on a waterbed?
    A. The Mississippi river

    Q. What did one mountain say to the other mountain after the earthquake?
    A. It wasn’t my fault

    Q. What do computers like to eat?
    A. Chips

    Q. What did the Atlantic ocean say to the pacific ocean?
    A. Nothing, they just waved

    Q. How do you know the ocean is friendly?
    A. It waves

    Q. What do you call a cute volcano?
    A. Lava-ble

    Q. How did rocket lose his job?
    A. He was fired

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    smart quize hammm:p

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    Q. How did rocket lose his job?
    A. He was fired


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    lol, nice post.

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