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Sardar Hello kon bol raha hai
Other side,Ji main bol raha hoon
Sardar oye ye to kamal ho gya
idhar se bhi main Uthar Se Bhi Main.

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Aman Drives In To One-Way &
Cross NO ENTRY Board

PoliceMan:Oye No ENTRY Ka
Board Nai Dekha ?

Aman: Mujhe Laga Film
Ka Poster Hai..

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Sardar:Yaar Kal Raat Teen Ghante Ek ENGLISH FILM Dekhi.,
Na Koi Seen Tha, Na Aawaaaz.!
Friend:Film Ka Naam Kya Tha.?
Sardar:”NO DISC INSERTED…

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Sardar Goes To A Party With His Family,
He Introduces His Family To His Friend Saying
Main Sardar Ye Sardarnee,
Ye Mera Kid Aur Ye Meri Kidney…

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Sardar : what is the name of u r car
lady : i forget name but it starts from ‘T’
Sardar : oye kamaal di gaddi hai ‘tea’ se start hoti hai
aur hamrari ‘petrol’ se !

:p