Teacher: 'What is your name?'
Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.'
Teacher: 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.'
Student: 'My name is Sunlight.
Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhiji was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhiji was four years old.
Teacher: What is the full form of maths?
Student: Mentally affected teachers harassing students :p
Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?
Student: BROTHERLY LOVE :rolleyes:
Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August?
Student: A holiday :eek:
Teacher: 'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? '
Mak : 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.' :cool:
Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then, what is my age?
Student: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad. :mad:
Teacher: How old is ur father.
Mak : As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Mak : He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank) [/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]