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    Teacher: 'What is your name?'
    Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.'
    Teacher: 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.'
    Student: 'My name is Sunlight.

    Teacher: What happened in 1869?
    Student: Gandhiji was born.
    Teacher: What happened in 1873?
    Student: Gandhiji was four years old.

    Teacher: What is the full form of maths?
    Student: Mentally affected teachers harassing students :p

    Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?
    Student: BROTHERLY LOVE :rolleyes:

    Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August?
    Student: A holiday :eek:

    Teacher: 'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? '
    Mak : 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.' :cool:

    Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then, what is my age?
    Student: 32 yrs.
    Teacher: How do you know?
    Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad. :mad:

    Teacher: How old is ur father.
    Mak : As old as I am.
    Teacher: How is it possible?
    Mak : He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)
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    Lol .................

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    Lol :d

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    gud 1 .

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