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    Talking Hasya ka halwa

    girl's father - main nahin chahta ke meri ye eklauti beti
    ek gadhe ke saath sari jindagi bitaye.

    Boy friend - right... Bus isiliye main use
    yahan se le jaane aaya hun pitajee..

    Wife - ek baat boloon ? Marnaa mat !.
    Husband (akhbaar padhte padhte) - haan dear, bolo bolo.
    Wife - main na.....main na.. Pregnant hun...
    Husband - really...arre good, yeh toh good news hai. Dar kyon rahi
    thi heyn...?
    Wife - college ke dinon mein ek baar pappa ko bataya tha, badi maar
    padi thi. Ab tak yaad hai.!!!!!


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    ek ladka ladki ke pita ke paas uska haath mangane aaya.
    Pita - beta, drinks vagairah toh nahin lette ho na ?
    Ladka - ji jhooth kyon boloon. Peeta hun.
    Pita - ciggarette, paan tambakoo....
    Ladka - jhoot nahin boloonga. Roj.....roj. ...pitaji.
    Pita - achchha...toh satta, jua vagairah toh janne ki jaroorat hi nahin
    merre khayal mein.
    Lakda - bilkul bilkul pita jee.
    Pita - kabhi kabhi jhagda , maramaari... .?
    Ladka - hann pita ji. Aap toh anubahvi ho. In sab cheejon se toh door
    rehna namoomkin saa hai. Hai na .
    Pita - great beta great, tujh mein ye tamam dher saare negative
    points aa gaye hain. Kuchh
    positive.
    Ladka - haan haan pitajee hai na




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    rozy Guest

    Default Re: Hasya ka halwa

    Hahah..real life mein aise bolenge to kya hoga socho!!! Lol mast hai

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