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    Default kUCHH CHATPATE JOKES

    1.Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
    Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband
    ke hisse mein aate hain aur wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.

    2.What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
    Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date and
    Daru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi...

    3."U love someone
    U marry someone else.
    The one u marry
    becomes ur wife or husband
    And the one u loved
    becomes the password of ur mail id"

    4.Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either ur money or life... The wives want both!
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    jayeshmewada is offline FC Struggler
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    Default Re: kUCHH CHATPATE JOKES

    Definition of a Nurse: Nurse is a beautiful dashing girl holding you hand looking in your eyes and still wants your pulse will be normal.


    3 Fastest means of communication...

    1) Tele-Phone..
    2) Tele-Vision..
    3) Tell-a-woman..


    Need still faster???


    Tell her not to tell any one

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    anushka is offline FT Struggler
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    Default Re: kUCHH CHATPATE JOKES

    he he he
    1 like 1st one.
    Thank you for share yaar.

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    frankyjee is offline FC Struggler
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    Default Re: kUCHH CHATPATE JOKES

    hahaha gd

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    Default Re: kUCHH CHATPATE JOKES

    tell-a-woman..

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    deeepak1221 is offline FT Struggler
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    Nice jokes really.
    Thanks for the jokes.

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    Default Re: kUCHH CHATPATE JOKES

    very good joke in this thread.
    Thanks
    Last edited by Sarkar; 03-16-2012 at 11:38 AM.

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