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BELIEVE it or not , These are REAL 911 Calls!

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you have an address? Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich . Dispatcher: Excuse me?

Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it. Dispatcher: Was anything else taken? Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and Im sick and tired of it!

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency? Caller: Im trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesnt have an eleven on it. Dispatcher: This is nine eleven. Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one Dispatcher: Yes, maam nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing. Caller: Honey, I may be old, but Im not stupid.

My Personal Favorite!!! Dispatcher: 9-1-1 Whats the nature of your emergency? Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart Dispatcher: Is this her first child? Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

And the winner is.

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 Caller: Yeah, Im having trouble breathing. Im all out of breath. Darn.I think Im going to pass out. Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from? Caller: Im at a pay phone. North and Foster. Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic? Caller: No Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing? Caller: Running from the Police.