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    rozy Guest

    Default Gujju Smiles!!!!!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Gujju Smiles! ~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Q: What do you call a gujju with no knees?
    A: Knee-less (Nilesh)
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    Mara maran par tame aansoo na bahavsho,
    Mara maran par dosto gam na karsho..
    Mari yad aave to sidha upar j aavjo!!
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    Jivan maa JAS nathi,
    Prem maa RAS nathi;
    Dhandha maa KAS nathi,
    Javu chhe swarg maa,
    pan eni koi BUS nathi..
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    Tu hase chhe jyare jyare,
    tyare tyare tara gaal ma khada padechhe.
    Hu vicharu chhu betho betho
    ke mara shivay aa khada ma ketla pade chhe!
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    G - gentle
    U - understanding
    J - jolly
    A - adorable
    R - royal
    A - aggresive
    T - tough
    I - intelligent
    This much quality only 1 cast have,
    Yes, its GUJARATI...
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    Bolya kare a maitri,
    chup rahe a prem
    milan karave a maitri,
    judai satave a prem
    hasave a maitri,
    radave a prem,
    to pan loko maitri mukine kem kare chhe prem??!!
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    Gujju Premi: Darling mere kaan me kuch halka sa,
    kuch narm sa, Kuch namkin sa, Kuch mitha sa kaho!
    Premika: DHOKLA
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    Inglish!
    These four classified ads appeared in a local newspaper on four consecutive days.

    The last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake.


    MONDAY: For sale: SK Shah has a sewing machine for sale. Phone 25550707 after 7PM and ask for Mrs Mani who lives with him cheap.


    TUESDAY: Notice: We regret having erred In SK Shah's ad yesterday. It should have read "One sewing machine for sale cheap. Phone 2555-0707 and ask for Mrs Mani, who lives with him after 7PM."


    WEDNESDAY: Notice: SK Shah has informed us that he has received several annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in the classified ad yesterday. The ad stands correct as follows: "For sale: SK Shah has A sewing machine for sale. Cheap. Phone 25550707 after 7PM and ask for Mrs Mani who lives with him."


    THURSDAY Notice: I, SK Shah, have no sewing machine for sale. I smashed it. Don't call 25550707 as I have had the phone disconnected. I have not been carrying on with Mrs Mani. Until yesterday she was my housekeeper but she quit!
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    Shu karu fariyaad tari,
    Fariyaad ma yaad chhe
    Fari fari ne yaad tari,
    Ej mari fariyaad chhe!
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    Dictionary:
    Sano...........Snow
    Egg-joss.......Exhaust
    Fota...........Photos
    Lipti..........Lipstick
    Phast..........Fast
    Phlowur........Flower
    Gilas..........Glass
    Palty..........Party
    Gorment.........Goverment
    Peeja..........Pizza
    Punch..........Sponge
    Die Vos........Divorce
    New Brand......Brand New
    Istill.........Steel
    Bowel..........Bowl
    Jee TV.........Zee TV
    Juniversity....University
    Istawbury.......Strawberry
    Isscooter......Scooter
    dismiss........Screwdriver
    Kale...........Tommorrow and Yesterday
    Vija...........Visa


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    Default Re: Gujju Smiles!!!!!

    Ha ha ha .... nice one .....and i am proud to be Gujrati

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    Default Re: Gujju Smiles!!!!!

    lollz

    Nice post!

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    rozy Guest

    Default Re: Gujju Smiles!!!!!

    Thank you!!!

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    Default Re: Gujju Smiles!!!!!

    I don't no gujrati but is very good!!!
    G : Great
    U : Understanding
    J : Jollynatured
    A : Ambitious
    R : Romantic
    A : AllRounder
    T : Talented
    I : Indian

    I hope u like it.. Rozy

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    rozy Guest

    Default Re: Gujju Smiles!!!!!

    Hahaha...thanks Suraiya...loved it!!!!

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