...........after Nandan Nilekani succeeds in his job (IN 2020
EVERYBODYIN INDIA SHALL HAVE IDENTITY NO)
Customer : Calling to Pizza Hut No...
Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut ...."
Customer: "Helloo, can I order.."
Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"
Customer: "It's eh...,hold..........on......889861356102049998-45-54610"
Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Central
Road Andheri. Your home number is 284094! 2366, your office 27645202 and
your mobile is 9842662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"
Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers? Operator : "We are
connected to the system Sir" Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
Customer: "How come?" Operator : "According to your medical records, you
have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir" Customer:
"What?... What do you recommend then?"
Operator : "Try our Low Fat Veg Pizza. You'll like it" Customer: "How do
you know for sure?" Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Low
Fat Veg Dishes" from the National library last week Sir"
Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much
will that cost?" Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10,
Sir. The total is Rs.1999.45" Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?"
Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is
over the limit and you owe your bank Rs.33, 720.55 since October last
year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan,
Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw
some cash before your guy arrives"
Operator "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily
limit on machine withdrawal today"
Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How
long is it gonna take anyway?"
Operator "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come
and collect it on your motorcycle..."
Customer: " What!"
Operator "According to the details in system, you own a
Scooter,....registration number MH-01-UA-6363..."
Customer: " ????"
Operator "Is there anything else Sir?"
Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free
bottles of cola as advertised?"
Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also
Customer .... (abusive language )
Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 2007
you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?"