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    Default .:: Questions which piss you off ! ::.

    .:: Questions which piss you off ! ::.
    10 most stupid questions people
    usually ask in obvious situations.

    1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
    Stupid Question:-
    Hey, what are you doing here?
    Answer:-
    Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

    2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
    Stupid Question:-
    Sorry, did that hurt?
    Answer:-
    No, not at all, I'm on local
    anesthesia.. ...why don't you try again.

    3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
    Stupid Question:-
    Why, why him, of all people.
    Answer:-
    Why? Would it rather have been you?

    4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
    Stupid Question:-
    Is ! the "chicken curry" good??
    Answer:-
    No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.

    5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
    Stupid Question:-
    Oh dear/baby, you've become so big.
    Answer:-
    Well you haven't particularly shrunk
    yourself.

    6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask.
    Stupid Question:-
    Is the guy you're marrying good?
    Answer:-
    No,he's a miserable wife-beating ,
    insensitive lout...it's just the
    money.

    7. When you get woken up at midnight
    by a phone call...
    Stupid Question:-
    Sorry. were you sleeping?
    Answer:-
    No. I was doing research on whether
    the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or
    not. You thought I was sleeping.... you
    dumb witted moron.

    8. When you see a friend/colleague
    with evidently shorter hair...
    Stupid Question:-
    Hey have you had a haircut?
    Answer:-
    No, its autumn and I'm shedding.... ..

    9. At the dentist when he's sticking
    pointed objects in your mouth...
    Stupid Question:-
    Tell me if it hurts?
    Answer:-
    No it wont. It will just bleed.

    10. You are smoking a cigarette and a
    cute woman asks...
    Stupid Question:-
    Oh, so you smoke.
    Answer:-
    Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece
    of chalk and now it's in
    flames!!!
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    Default Re: .:: Questions which piss you off ! ::.

    good one
    thanks

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