Dumbo found the answer to the most difficult question ever.

What will come first, chicken or egg?

O Man, what ever u order first will come first.

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A man comes and tells Dumbo: Bobo! Your daughter has died!

Depressed, Dumbo jumps from 100th floor.

At 50th floor he remembers I don’t have a daughter!

At 25th floor he remembers I’m unmarried!

At 10th floor he remembers I’m Dumbo not Bobo!

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Dumbo was standing below a tube light with an open mouth.

Why?

Because his doctor advised him:

”Today’s dinner should be light !”

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One Dumbo professor asked a plumber to come to his college.

You know why?

Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.

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A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except Dumbo.

He wrote: ”Due To Rain, No Match!”