Dumbo found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
What will come first, chicken or egg?
O Man, what ever u order first will come first.
A man comes and tells Dumbo: Bobo! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Dumbo jumps from 100th floor.
At 50th floor he remembers I dont have a daughter!
At 25th floor he remembers Im unmarried!
At 10th floor he remembers Im Dumbo not Bobo!
Dumbo was standing below a tube light with an open mouth.
Because his doctor advised him:
Todays dinner should be light !
One Dumbo professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
You know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Dumbo.
He wrote: Due To Rain, No Match!