Judge:Is sardar ke dono kan kaat do.
Sardar: Nahin main andha ho jaunga.
Judge: kaan katne se koi andha kaise honge?
Sardar: Chashma kya tere baap ke kan pe baithaunga?!!!!!
Sardarji went to his neighbour's house for a
function and had some snacks.
Sardar: chakli ka taste bahot hi different hai!
Neighbour: woh chakli nahi,Mosquito coil hai!