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    Khushi is offline FT Ki Angel
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    Default Smart Salesman !!

    A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -
    “Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?”

    Aghast, the man said, “are you NUTS?, that’s robbery!”

    The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again -
    “Sir, since you are a bit irate, I’ll sell it to you for 1/2 price at $100.00?

    Again, the man replies bluntly - “you must be crazy pal, now go away!”

    The salesman then reaches into his briefcase and pulls out 2 brownies and begins munching away on one of them. He tells the irate guy -
    “Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much”.

    Unwrapping the brownie, the guy takes a bite; suddenly, the guys spits it out and says:
    “HEY,” he snarled, “this brownie tastes like crap!!!”

    “It is,” replied the salesman. “Wanna buy some mouthwash?”


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    richurules is offline FC Struggler
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    Default Re: Smart Salesman !!

    hahahaha....
    i really like this one..

    waitin for more

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