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    Default Doctor, Doctor I think Im a snail

    Doctor, Doctor I think Im a snail
    Dont worry well soon have you out of your shell!
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    What kind of food do maths teachers eat?
    Square meals!
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    What do Gnomes do after school?
    Gnomework!
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    How did your mum know you hadnt washed your face?
    I forgot to wet the soap!
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    Where do tadpoles change?
    in a croakroom!
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    Why are goldfish red?
    The water turns them rusty!
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    Why did the computer go to the doctors?
    Because it had a virus!
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    Why did the chicken cross the playground?
    To get to the other slide!
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    What happened when the dog swallowed a firefly?
    It barked with de-light

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    What did one fish say to the other?
    You keep your mouth closed and you wont get caught!
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    Why are fish so smart?
    Because they live in schools!
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    What is black and white, white and black, black and white?
    A zebra caught in a revolving door!


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    gud 1's .

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    lol jen grt job

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