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    A wife says to her husband one weekend morning, "We've got such a clever dog. He brings in the daily newspapers every morning."

    Her husband replies, "Well, lots of clever dogs can do that."

    The wife responded, "But we've never subscribed to any!"



    The night is dark, the moon is high,
    I stop my car, u ask why?
    I come close to u, u feel shy,
    I tell u those three magical words....
    Hye La, Puncture!!!


    "I'm ashamed of you," the mother said. "Fighting with your best friend is a terrible thing to do!"
    "He threw a rock at me!" the boy said. "So I threw one at him."
    The mother stated emphatically, "When he threw a rock at you, you should have come to me."
    The boy quickly replied, "What good would that have done? My aim is much better than yours."

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