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    devanand is offline FT Struggler
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    Default One Two Three Four!!!

    One Bengali is a poet
    Two Bengalis is a film society
    Three Bengalis is a political party
    Four Bengalis is two political parties


    One Punjabi is a 100 kg hulk named Pinky
    Two Punjabis is a Pinky with his brother Twinky
    Three Punjabis is an assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds
    Four Punjabis is a combined IQ equal to one


    One Bihari is Laloo Prasad Yadav
    Two Biharis is a booth-capturing squad
    Three Biharis is a caste killing
    Four Biharis is the entire literate population of Patna


    One Mallu is a coconut stall
    Two Mallus is a boat race
    Three Mallus is a Gulf job racket
    Four Mallus is an oil slick


    One UP bhaiyya is a milkman
    Two UP bhaiyyas is a halwai shop
    Three UP bhaiyyas is a fist-fight in the UP assembly
    Four UP bhaiyyas is a mosque-destruction squad


    One Gujju is a share-broker in a Bombay train
    Two Gujjus is a rummy game in a Bombay train
    Three Gujjus is Bombay's noisiest restaurant
    Four Gujjus is a stock market scam


    One Andhraite is a chilli farmer
    Two Andhraites is a software company in New Jersey
    Three Andhraites is a Naxalite outfit
    Four Andhraites is a song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie


    One Kashmiri is a carpet salesman
    Two Kashmiris is a carpet factory
    Three Kashmiris is a terrorist outfit
    Four Kashmiris is a shoot-at-sight order


    One Tamil-Brahmin is a priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple
    Two Tamil-Brahmins is a maths tuition class
    Three Tamil-Brahmins is a queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 a.m.
    Four Tamil-Brahmins is a Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara


    One Bombayite is a footpath vada-pav stall
    Two Bombayites is a film studio
    Three Bombayites is a slum
    Four Bombayites is the number of people standing on your foot in the train at rush hour

    One Sindhi is a currency racket
    Two Sindhis is a papad factory
    Three Sindhis is a duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar
    Four Sindhis is the Hong Kong Retail Traders Association


    One Marwari is the neighbourhood adulterer
    Two Marwaris own 50% of Calcutta
    Three Marwaris can finish off all Gujaratis & Sindhis
    Four Marwaris will threaten the Jews as a community


    One U.S. Desi is a software guy
    Two U.S. Desis is a lunch group at work
    Three U.S. Desis is Tu-Tu-Main-Main session about the U.S
    Four U.S. Desis is four software guys, heating tamarind rice in the office microwave,cooked that morning, in their shared one bedroom ghetto and Tu-Tu-Main-Main about life in the U.S
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    lol..rofl........lol

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    hahahaha

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