1 day u'll b surprised 2c me beside u.

u & me laughing,

u & me crying,

u & me dreaming,

u & me holding on,

u & me...

..just u & me sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.


Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.
Easiest ways to Die,

"Babbal," said a friend, "I have been reading all those reports about cigarettes. Do you really think that cigarette smoking will shorten your days?"
"I CERTAINLY DO," said Babbal Singh. I TRIED TO STOP SMOKING LAST SUMMER AND EACH OF MY DAYS SEEMED AS LONG AS A MONTH."

Jai: I've got such a bad headache.
Nitya: I know why.
Jai: Why?
Nitya: Well, yesterday when I had stomach ache, mummy said it was because it was empty, so I guess that's the problem with you too!