A police officer pulls over this guy who had
been weaving in and out of the lanes.
He goes up to the guy's
window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow
into this breathalyzer
tube."
The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that. I am an
asthmatic. If I
do that I'll have a really bad asthma
attack."
"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood
sample." "I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that,
I'll bleed to death."
"Well, then we need a urine
sample."
"I'm sorry officer I can't do that either. I am also a
diabetic. If
I do that I'll get really low blood sugar."
"Alright
then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
"I
can't do that, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm too
drunk to do that!"