U are...

I.D.I.O.T.
Intelligent
Decent
Impressive
Optimistic
Talented

r u smiling now?

YOU IDIOT

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Akbar ne Birbal ko kuch aisa likhane ko kaha Jise khusi me padho to gham ho or
agar gham me padho to khusi ho ..........
Birbal ne likha: "YE WAQT GUZAR JAYEGA..."

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Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,

Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,

Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake

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Biwi(gusse me): tumhare dimag me sirf gobar bhara he.
Husband(pyaar se): toh itni der se kyu kha rhi ho....????

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What is the meaning of "PYAR"
P = Pagal ho jana
Y = yadon main kho jana
A = Ansouon main beh jana
R = Roj ka rona dhona

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Rok Do Mera Janaja Mujhme Ab Jaan Aa Gai Hai,
Rok Do Mera Janaja Mujhme Ab Jaan Aa Gai Hai,
Janaja Pichhe Lo Salo,
Dekhte Nahi Daru Ki Dukan Aa Gai Hai"......

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Kal Raat
Chand Bilkul
Aap Jaisa Tha,
Meri Jaan.. Bilkul..

Wohi khubsurti,
wohi noor,
wohi Guroor,
Aur..
.
.
.
Wohi Aapki Tarah Humse Door

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Wife Pati Ko Marr Rahi Thi
padosi- Kyu Mar Rahi Ho.
Patni- Inko Call Kiya To 1 ladki Boli
"Aap Jisse Sampark karna Chahate Ho Wo Abhivyast He."

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Billgates gave 50$ tip to the waiter.
Waiter: Sir, yesterday your son gave 500$ tip & you gave only 50$?
Billgates: He is the son of Millionaire, I m the son of farmer.

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1.Bathroom Songs in case of lose motions:
Ruk Ruk Arey Baba Ruk

2.In Case Of Kabz:
Na Tu Ayeigi na hi Chain Ayega

3.In Case of Gas Trouble:
Hawa Hawa aye Hawa khushbu Luta De

4.After Coming out of bathroom:
Juda ho ke bhi tu mujh me kahi baqi hai ( soee little nasty one for free )

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Teacher: Tum Bade Hokar kya karoge
Student: Shaadi
Teacher: No, mera Matlab hai kya banoge
Student: Dulha
Teacher: Oo ho, I Mean Bade Hokar kya hasil karoge
Student: Dulhan ( is studant ki jaldi shaadi karvani hogi)

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What is difference between bus conductor & driver?
Ans. Conductor so jaye to kisi ka ticket nahi katega or
driver so gaya to sab ka ticket kat jayega

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bikhari: kuch khane ko dedo baba
admi: tamatar khao
bikhari: roti dedo baba
admi: tamatar khao
bikhari: tamatar hi dedo baba
admi ki biwi : ye totle hai keh rahe hai kamake khao

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Banta wrote a letter to Bill Gates:
Sir, I have some questions to ask..
1) The letter in keyboard r not in order, when will u release the corrected version.
2) There is start button but not stop button, why so?
3) We learnt MS-Word, but when u will release MS-Sentence?
Finally a personal question... y is ur name GATES even though u sell WINDOWS.

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Jab question paper ho OUT OF CONTROL,
Answer sheet ko kar ke FOLD,
AEROPLANE bana ke bol,
.
.
.
.
.
ALL IS FAIL.

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Pappu ki uske Teacher se hui ladai.
Teacher ne ki pappu ki dhulai.
Pappu ka red ho gaya gusse se .
or Gaya kabristan or kabar pe teacher ki photo tang k likh diya
"COMINGSOON"

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Ye Biwiya apne pati ko"A.G."kyo bulati hai?
Kyuki Biwiya Sanskari hoti hai.
Bhare Bazzar me "abe Gadhe" nahi keh sakti isliye Short form me bulati hai.
"A.G."

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Humne ek murga pakda tokari mein band kiya.
Oh neeche se nikal gaya.
Phir pakda tokari mein band kiya
Oh phir neeche se nikla gaya.
Gussa Aaya pakda, Kaata, Pakayaa &
Khaliya.
Sala subah mai phir neeche se nikal gaya.

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