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    Default Some Nice Jokes


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    Film ke parde par ek dardnaak scene chal raha tha|

    Achanak hero ne heroin ke gaal par ek thappad maar

    diya to heroin uska pair thaamkar rone lagi| Tabhi

    picture hall me ek aavaaj goonji- "Mummy!

    Yah tumhari tarah ulatkar hero ko chaata kyo nahi maar rahi?"

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    Premi- "Meri jaan! Mai Shahrukh khan ki tarah

    crorepati hero to nahi| Mere paas kothi, car kuch bhi nahi|

    Bas kewal pyaar bhara dil hai| Mujhse shaadi karogi na?"

    Premika- "Shaadi jaroor karoongi, par tumse nahi

    Shahrukh khan se|"

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    Ek stree- "Doctor saahab! Jab aap mujhe dekhe to

    nurse ko bhi bheetar bula le|"

    Doctor- "Kya aapko mujh par vishvaas nahi hai?"

    Stree- "Ji, aapke upar to hai, par baahar baithe

    apne pati par nahi hai|"

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    Doctor- "Dekhiye, is thermometer ko apni patni ke

    muh me jubaan ke neeche rakh deejiye aur

    unse kahiye ki do minute muh na khole|"

    Pati- "Doctor saahab! Kam-se-kam do ghante waala

    thermometer dijiye|"

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    Premi apni premika ko shikaar ke kaarnaame sunate

    huye- "Are! us waqt to haalat yah thi ki maroonga ya

    sher mare, dono me se to ek ka marna jaroori tha|"

    Premika- "Chalo acha hua ki sher mar gaya varna

    tumhari khaal kis kaam aati|"

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    Santa- "Kya baat hai, tumhari patni abhi tak nahi aayi?"

    Banta- "Ho sakta hai, uska apharan kar liya gaya

    ho ya durghatna ki chapet me aa gayi ho ya kahi

    kharidaari me lagi ho| Ishwar se yahi praarthna

    hai ki vah kharidaari me na lagi ho|"

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    Premi- "Telephone va shaadi me bahut samaanta hai?"

    Premika- "Kis tarah?"

    Premi- "Shaadi me ichit paatra nahi milta aur

    doosre me ichit number|"

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    Premika- "Mai kisi aise vyakti se shaadi nahi

    karoongi, jo jhooth bolta ho|"

    Premi- "Tab to tum saari umra kuwaari rahogi|"

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    Default Re: Some Nice Jokes

    thanks good one

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