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    Default Jokes ke jalse...


    TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ?
    PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog ! TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
    PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
    TEACHER : What are you talking about?
    PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
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    TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
    PAPPU : Here it is!
    TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
    CLASS : PAPPU!
    TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
    PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
    TEACHER : No, that's wrong
    PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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    TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
    PAPPU : I is...
    TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
    PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
    TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
    PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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    TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,
    but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
    him?"
    PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
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    PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
    FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
    PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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    TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !
    PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.

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    TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
    PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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    TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
    PAPPU: A teacher
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    Default Re: Jokes ke jalse...

    some are real funny. thanks

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