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Thread: Cricketers' Name Acronyms !!

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    Default Cricketers' Name Acronyms !!

    Cricketers' names and what they really stand for
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    Sanath - Swings At Nearly Anything That's Hurled
    Kambli - Killed All Mediocre Bowling, Left Immediately
    Kapil - Killed Aspiring Pacemen In Land
    Sohail - Swore Once, Heralding An Infamous Loss
    Prasad - Promised Revenge Against Sohail And Delivered
    More - Mouthing Obscene Rubbish Everywhere
    Gavaskar - Grafting Away Valiantly, Always Successfully Killed Any Result
    Goes Around Venting Angry Spiel Kicking About Rudely

    Azhar - At Zenith Had Ambrose Reeling
    Azharuddin - Almost Zaheer-like His Artistry, Rivetting Umpteen ...Devoted Doting Indian Nationals
    Vishy - Vodka Is Sweet, He Yells
    Tendulkar - Tiny, Exciting, Neverending Dynamo Undyingly Labours, Keeps A Record
    Amarnath - After Many A Reincarnation, Now Acknowledged Top Hand
    Prasanna - Prince Radiant Among Spinners, Astutely Nailed Nimble Attackers

    Bedi - Beautifully Executed Deliveries Indefinitely
    Chandra - Cleverly Hides Another Nagging Delivery Really Accurately
    Shastri - Shall His Achivements Still Truly Remain Interred?
    Srinath - Simply Ravishing Incutters, Not A Ten-wicket Haul |
    Kumble - Killer Universal, Makes Batsmen Leave Embarassed
    Sidhu - Shall I Drop Him Unfairly?

    Mongia - Many Of Nayan's Gatherings Instigate Admiration
    Chetan - Cantering Hurriedly, Ends-up Throwing Another No-ball
    Raman - Remember, All Madrasis Are Nervous
    Amol - Another Mumbai-ite Overly Lauded ?
    Muzumdar - Mediocre Underachiever Zealously Undertakes Many Drives And Run-outs

    Ankola - Another Non Karnatakan Obviously Lacking Ability
    Kuruvilla - Keralite Under Relocation Ultimately Vanquished In Lady Luck's Arena
    Waqar - With A Quirky Ambulating Run-up
    Qadir - Quirky And Dancing In Run-up
    Salim - Silken And Lovely is Malik

    Malik - Making A Little Illegally To Keep
    Miandad - Made India A Nation, Devastated And Demoralised
    Abbas - Another Batsman Better Against Spin
    Inzamam - In New Zealand A Magical Artillery Man
    Afridi - A Fabulous Record In Debut Innings
    Mushtaq - Maybe Under Shane, However Turns Amazingly Quickly
    Saqlain - Such A Queer Loser Against India Nowadays
    Saeed Anwar - Solid, Authoritative, Elegant, Energetic Destroyer And Never Will Act Rudely

    Muralitharan - Makes Umpires Really Anxious; Look Into The Hairy Annals, Read A Newsgroup
    Hadlee - Has Always Destroyed Lesser Experienced Enemies
    Botham - Bat Only To Hit Against Mediocres Brings Out The Hash After Meals
    Lara - Loutish Although Really Amazing
    Richards - Risk In Crises Has Aroused Rare Devastating Shots
    Marshall - Murderous Angry Rebel Shall Harm All Lily-livered Lilies
    Bradman - Brilliant Ruler Always Delighted Many A Newcomer - Bragging
    Rights Always Demand Magnificently Astronomic Numbers

    Gatting - Glutton Aiming Towards Tons In Numerous Grounds
    - God
    ...Almighty,
    that Tweaker Is Never Going |
    Gower - Gifts Of Willow Ever Resplendent Gentlemanly Outlook, Wants Easy Runs

    Garner - Giant Arms Really Necessitate Extreme Reactions
    Holding - He Often Laughingly Demolished Intently Navigating Grafters
    Border - Boisterous Old Rabbit Downed Enviable Records
    Boycott - Boring Old Yorkshireman Could Outlast Testing Times
    Hooper - Hopes Of Outstanding Performances Ever Ridiculed
    Illingworth - Idiotic Lousy Loser Invariably Never Grasped Worth of
    Ramprakash, Then Hick

    Sobers - Simply Outstanding Batsman Effortlessly Repeats Sixes
    - Supreme Only Bradman Ever Rated Similarly
    Kanhai - King Amongst Noblemen Hardly Affected Invidiously
    Hughes - Hellishly Ugly Guy Had Excellent Spells
    Jardine - Jeopardising All Relations, Dastardly Introduced Neanderthal England

    Kalu - Keeping And Lashing Unendingly
    Donald - Don't Overdo, Nearly Another Ligament Damaged
    Rhodes - Rather Hyperactive Oddball Defies Expected Standards
    Wessels - Workmanlike Emigrator Scored Slowly Encompassing Lengthy
    Spells

    Lillee - Loves Injuring Lily Livered Earnest Englishmen
    Knott - Keeper Number One, Tried & Tested
    Miller - Movie Idol Looks, Leading English Rout
    Twose - Trier Who Only Succeeded Emigrating
    Adams - Another Dasher Against Mediocre Spin
    Browne - Bottom Ranked Of Wicketkeepers Nearly EVER | Bringing Really Ordinary Wicketkeeping Near Everybody

    Crowe - Can Really Overdo Whacking Everything
    Nash - Narcotics Aren't So Hot
    Hart - Hashish Ain't Really Terrific

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    Default Re: Cricketers' Name Acronyms !!

    Good one

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