It takes a thousand workers to build a castle,
A Million soldiers to protect a Country, but just One woman to make a Happy Home!
Let's Thank... KAAMWALI BAI !!!!
2) Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul, I don't even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Love You!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Rahul.
3) Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.
4) Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya Kahenge ?
A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal
5) Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA
Phir likha: SHUBH LABH
Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME
Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN
6) Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile, mujhse bhi achche yaar mile, Meri galfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile
7) It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam .
Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS
8) Train mein TC Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TC: Ticket hai?
TC: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein