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    Default Some funny definations!!!

    CIGARETTE:
    A pinch of tobacco
    rolled in paper
    with fire at one end
    and a fool at the other!

    MARRIAGE:
    It's an agreement
    wherein
    a man loses his bachelor degree
    and a woman gains her master

    LECTURE:
    An art of transmitting Information
    from the notes of the lecturer
    to the notes of students
    without passing through the minds
    of either

    CONFERENCE:
    The confusion of one man
    multiplied by the
    number present

    COMPROMISE:
    The art of dividing
    a cake in such a way that
    everybody believes
    he got the biggest piece

    TEARS:
    The hydraulic force by which
    masculine will power is
    defeated by feminine water-power!

    DICTIONARY:
    A place where divorce comes
    before marriage


    CONFERENCE ROOM:
    A place where everybody talks,
    nobody listens
    and everybody disagrees later on

    ECSTASY:
    A feeling when you feel
    you are going to feel
    a feeling
    you have never felt before

    CLASSIC:
    A book
    which people praise,
    but never read

    SMILE:
    A curve
    that can set
    a lot of things straight!

    OFFICE:
    A place
    where you can relax
    after your strenuous
    home life


    YAWN:
    The only time
    when some married men
    ever get to open
    their mouth

    ETC:
    A sign
    to make others believe
    that you know
    more than
    you actually do

    COMMITTEE:
    Individuals
    who can do
    nothing individually
    and sit to decide
    that nothing can be done
    together

    EXPERIENCE:
    The name
    men give
    to their
    Mistakes

    PHILOSOPHER:
    A fool
    who torments himself
    during life,
    to be spoken of
    when dead

    DIPLOMAT:
    A person
    who tells you
    to go to hell
    in such a way
    that you actually look forward
    to the trip

    OPPORTUNIST:
    A person
    who starts taking bath
    if he
    accidentally falls
    into a river

    OPTIMIST:
    A person
    who while falling
    from EIFFEL TOWER
    says in midway
    "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

    PESSIMIST:
    A person
    who says that
    O is the last letter
    in ZERO,
    Instead of the first letter
    in OPPORTUNITY

    MISER:
    A person
    who lives poor
    so that
    he can die RICH!

    FATHER:
    A banker
    provided by
    nature

    CRIMINAL:
    A guy
    no different
    from the other,
    unless he gets caught


    BOSS:
    Someone
    who is early
    when you are late
    and late
    when you are early

    POLITICIAN:
    One who
    shakes your hand
    before elections
    and your Confidence
    Later


    DOCTOR:
    A person
    who kills
    your ills
    by pills,
    and kills you
    by his bills!


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    karan123 is offline FC Spot Boy
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    Default Re: Some funny definations!!!

    Good one

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