http://www.filmitown.com/forums/ en Sat, 25 May 2013 02:52:25 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.filmitown.com/forums/images/misc/rss.png http://www.filmitown.com/forums/ http://www.filmitown.com/forums/jokes/88593-types-girls-todays-era.html Sat, 18 May 2013 00:20:21 GMT There Are Basically 7 Types Of Girls… 1. *Hard Disk Girls*: Remember Everything Forever. 2. *Ram Girls*: Forgets About You The Moment You Turn... There Are Basically 7 Types Of Girls…

1. Hard Disk Girls: Remember Everything Forever.

2. Ram Girls: Forgets About You The Moment You Turn Her Off.

3. Screen Saver Girls: Just For Looking.

4. Internet Girls: Difficult To Access.

5. Server Girls: Always Busy When Needed.

6. Multimedia Girls: Makes Horrible Things Looks Beautiful.

7. Virus Girls: These Type Of Girls Are Normally Called Wife Once Enters In Your System Don’t Leave Even After Format.

. ]]> Jokes Lehar http://www.filmitown.com/forums/jokes/88593-types-girls-todays-era.html http://www.filmitown.com/forums/jokes/88093-lolzzz-jokes.html Fri, 10 May 2013 00:47:01 GMT *Chuha Billi se darta hai, Billi Kutte se darti hai, Kutta Aadmi se darta hai, Aadmi Biwi se darta hai, Biwi Chuhhe se darti hai! Duniya gol... Chuha Billi se darta hai, Billi Kutte se darti hai, Kutta Aadmi se darta hai,
Aadmi Biwi se darta hai, Biwi Chuhhe se darti hai!
Duniya gol hai....



Ek macchar ek takle ke sar par ja baita...
Doosra macchar bola: Waah! kya ghar dhunda hai..
Pehla macchar bola: Ghar kaha re abi to sirf plot kharida hai...


Boy to girl: Hey, if I climb this coconut tree, I can see engineering college girls.
Girl: Leave both the hands from the tree top and you can see medical college girls.



Judge : Is Gunde ke dono kan kaat do.
Gunda : Nahin main andha ho jaunga.
Judge : Kaan katne se andha kaise honge?
Gunda : Chashma kya tere baap ke kan pe bethaunga?



Teacher: You idiot! At your age Einstein was ranked 1st in class. What about you?
Student: Sir, at your age Hitler committed suicide! What about you?!



Ek sharabi mar hi raha ta tab Bhagwan pratyaksh hoke usse poocha: "Koi antim ichcha?'
Sharabi: “Agle Janam Mein Daant Bhale Hi Ek Dena, Par Liver 31 Dena, Prabhu“



Teacher Class Mein Bachho Se Time Pass Karte Hue Sawal Puch Rahi Thi,
Pappu Ki Baari Aayi To Us Se Puchha
Teacher: “Batao Pankha Male Hai Ya Female?”
Pappu: “Agar Khaitan Ka Hai To Male Aur Usha Ka Hai To Female Hoga“



Bus-Stop Par Akeli Khadi Chinki Ko Dekh, Ladka Uske Paas Gaya Aur Bola.
Ladka: “Mujhse Shaadi Karogi?”
Chinki: “Kya?”
Ladka: “Acchi Film Hai Na?”
Chinki: “Kutte Ke Bacche”
Ladka: “What…?”
Chinki: “Kitne Cute Hote Hai Na?




]]> Jokes Lehar http://www.filmitown.com/forums/jokes/88093-lolzzz-jokes.html http://www.filmitown.com/forums/jokes/87489-top-10-most-stupid-questions.html Wed, 01 May 2013 01:09:15 GMT *1. At the movies:When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. . Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets... 1. At the movies:When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .

Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here...


2. In the bus:A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...

Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't you try again.


3. At a funeral:One of the teary-eyed people ask...

Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?


4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter

Stupid Question:-Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.


5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years

Stupid Question:-Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.


6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...

Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating ,insensitive lout...it's just the money.


7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not.
You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.


8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...

Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding.... ..


9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...

Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.


10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your office asks.. .

Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ...........it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!! ]]> Jokes Lehar http://www.filmitown.com/forums/jokes/87489-top-10-most-stupid-questions.html